Here are some tips for removing those troublesome carriage return characters from Mac OS text files:

Using perl

perl -pi -e 's/\r/\n/g' <filename>

PHP (or non-ASP) developers: if you ever need to create a redirect script on an IIS server using ASP, just create a file called 'index.asp' or 'default.asp' and add the following line:

Some people are having problems with the latest Mac OS X 10.4.11 update.

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